Konversations With Kidz, Part II...

Mister P:  I learned about community helpers today.
Me:  What are community helpers?
Mister P:  Fire mans, Police mans, Doctors, Dentists, Teachers...and pizza mans and ice cream mans.
Me:  I don't think think they are Mister P.
Mister P:  Yes they are!  They Bring you food when you are hungry!
Me:  Okay.

Miss C:  I know why bluebonnets are called bluebonnets.
Me:  Why?
Miss C:  They are blue.
Me:  True
Miss C:  And a bonnet used to be a hat.  A really really long time ago, like in the 60's or 70's.
Me:  Think a little farther back than that sister.  Think "Little House on the Prairie" (she's reading the series right now).
Miss C:  Oh, that's real?

Mister P:  Sassy, I got to eat pizza tonight.  Caesar's kind.
Miss C:  That's no fair.  I want pizza too! (She happened to have no fun at all that day.  She had her hair and nails done, got to get dressed up and got to go to a grown up party for her Grandma.  No fun)
Mister P:  It's a shame.  Such a shame. {shaking his head}
Miss C:  uuuuuuuhhhhhhH!!!!!!

And this wouldn't be complete without a little cursing...

Miss C:  Mister P, Baby B broke your Lego helicopter.
Mister P:  Oh, Dammit!
Me:  What did you say?
Mister P:  Dammit?
Me:  Are you supposed to be saying words like that?
Mister P: No
Miss C:  Mommy, Mister P said a bad word.
Me:  Yep, I got it.

Not 5 minutes later...

Me:  Mister P, you better come pick up your Lego's from the table before Baby B gets to them.
Mister P:  Oh damn!
Me:  Did you seriously just say that again?
Mister P:  yes
Me:  Where did you learn that word?
Mister P:  people
Me:  What people?
Mister P:  Daddy
Me:  That's a surprise!