Konversations With Kidz...

Miss C:  What is ?????

Me:  I don't know.  Google it.

Miss C:  Oh, Okay.

Me:  You know, back when I was growing up we didn't have google.  We had to use an encyclopedia.

Miss C:  Oooh, I have heard of one of those!

Me:  Geez!

Mr. P:  Do we get to go to the book fair today?

Me:  No, not until tomorrow.

Mr. P: But...

Me:  No, you have to wait until tomorrow.

Mr. P:  Ah Damn.

Me:  What did you say?????

Mr: P:  I said, "AH DAMN!"

Me:  GEEZ!

Miss C:  I learned about Eleanor Roosevelt at school today.

Me:  She was married to a President.

Miss C:  Uh ya, I know that.

Me:  I don't remember which one though.  Was it Franklin or Theodore?

Miss C:  Uh, number 32.

Me:  Oh, I didn't know he was the 32nd president.

Miss C:  Uh ya.  WHAT?  You didn't know that?

Me:  Geez!

We are driving home from school passing a house where a very (no joke here) over weight man lives.  He happens to be outside.

Mr. P:  Woah.  Look at him.  He is puffed up.

Me:  That's not nice.

Mr. P:  He is B.I.G.

Me:  That's not nice.

Mr.  P:  He's round.

Me:  That's not nice.

Mr. P:  He's round like a giant meatball.

Me:  (trying not to laugh out loud hysterically)

Mr. P:  Giant's like to eat meatballs.  Especially giant puffed up meatballs!

Me:  That's not nice.  Geez!!!!!

Me:  Said something to my hubby about going on a date.

Mr. P:  A DATE?  Daddy, are you going to kiss mommy?

Hubby:  Yes, yes I will.

Mr. P:  EEEEWWWW!  DIS. GUSTING!!!!

Me and Hubby and Miss C:  Rolling on the floor laughing.